Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten.
REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit
my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies
Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs.
So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying.
So what’d they do? They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!
The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!
Hi guys! I wanted to inform you about this great thing that is happening!
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But which end of the hotdog are you supposed to look through??
there are just some people in this world that are just really dumb
and americans wonder why so many people think you guys are fucking stupid as fuck.
Adding my own story to this mix:
Working at college computer lab as The Helpdesk. An older man comes up asking me for help to find “the real internet”. I go over to his computer and open the browser, which automatically loads the school’s homepage. The man, irritated by that says “That’s the not real internet.” After some creative questioning, I reasoned that he wanted to be taken to the Yahoo homepage, which was the homepage he used at home.
I guess everything outside of Yahoo is the “fake internet”.